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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics prove that the people who have the most live the longest -  Larry LorenzoniGive a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world - Bette Middler
How to please a woman? love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say... How to please a man? show up naked, bring beer.As I get older my opinions may change but not the fact that I'm right - Ashleigh Brilliant
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children - Sam LevinsonI tell you we are here on earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise - Kurk Vonnegut
They say that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much -  Malcolm CowleyI don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor - Joan Rivers
I'd hate to advocate drugs, alchohol or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me - Hunter S ThompsonFriends are the sunshine of life - John Hay
you don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked  everyday by a middle aged woman; stuff you pay good money for later in life. - Emo PhillipsBeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin
I believe that everyone else my age is an adult whereas I am merely in disguiseAnyone who lives within their means, suffers from a serious lack of imagination - Oscar Wilde

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